Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Checklist for a future fascist organisation, and a news item
- Must have media-friendly name.
- Promise to be transparent and free of corruption.
- Promise to be different from all the 'old parties'.
- Must have television-friendly charismatic leader known for his influence over the disaffected (note: daytime TV viewers are an excellent example of a target group)
- Imprecise general policy views can be very easily attached to an underpinning of xenophobia, racial hatred and loathing of social welfare.
- Support the reigning monarch for easy points. They can always be summarily abolished in the future.
- Leader should have healthy tan.
In unrelated news today, tanned former daytime television presenter, Daily Express columnist, Labour MP and current MEP Robert Kilroy-Silk announced the name of his new political party: Veritas
posted by Michael at 2/02/2005 01:14:00 PM
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